People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
so it was my best friend’s 16th birthday and we had this really intense sexual tension since i kissed him by accident this one time and we were with all our other friends so he took me into another room and said “i literally think i’m in love with you” and then we just kissed…
once i was kissin my then bf in a van and it was a really long makeout session but i found myself like not even thinking about it i’d stare out the window and think about what i was gonna eat for dinner and like ‘when is this gonna end’ just because it went on for ever and i guess when my friends were driving him home he couldn’t stop talking about how great a kisser i was so the moral of the story is think about chicken fingers and you’ll be great
Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear
So like last week I was in melbourne and I walked up to a girl and told her this world’s an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me and then she blushed and giggled and I asked her if it was cool to hold her hand and she said yes and long story short that’s how I picked up a girl with blink-182 lyrics.